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There Is Hope For Us All December 11, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
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EVEN YOU, SIC WILLIE

FITSNews – December 11, 2007 – We’re gonna go out a limb and guess that the bug-eyed dude in the picture above is either a demonic sorcerer, multigazillionaire or incredibly reliable porn star. In fact, he’s probably all three of those things. Because short of that (or some advancement in cardboard cut-out technology that we’re not aware of), there’s really no way to explain this picture, unless of course he’s got a winning personality, in which case it would make perfect sense.

Seriously, if this guy scored with Lindsay Lohan, we should all stop for a moment, think about what we’re doing with our lives and aim a little bit higher. Because the sky is obviously the limit, people. In fact, we can see clearly now the rain is gone. We can see all obstacles in our way. Gone are the dark clouds that had us blind. It’s gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sun-shiny day.

So go for that promotion, run that extra mile, tell that special someone how you really feel. Nothing is stopping you today, Tiger.

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Comments»

1. caligula - December 11, 2007

looks like the berries and creme guy

2. Crooner - December 11, 2007

Dude:

He’s a coke dealer.

3. jcristg - December 11, 2007

what is that around his neck?!

4. Darrell Jenkins - December 11, 2007

When are you going to post Lindsay Lohan’s latest cooch shot? It is way better looking than Paris and Britney’s.


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