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Maggie Gyllenhaal Is Hot December 8, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.



FITSNews – December 8, 2007 – It’s been nearly five months since our founding editor Sic Willie became obsessed with answering one of the fundamental riddles of our time – specifically, is Maggie Gyllenhaal hot or not? Seeking to resolve his initial confusion, Sic went out and purchased Gyllenhaal’s latest offering – Sherrybaby – on DVD for him and the FITS gals to watch this weekend.

While Sic instantly related to the film’s central theme of a bad girl seeking to rehabilitate her life after several run-ins with drugs, alcohol and prison, he also couldn’t help but notice the fact that Gyllenhaal’s character, Sherry Swanson, was pretty much either naked or bra-less for the entire movie.

Frankly we found that highly offensive, people, seeing as we would never stoop to such crass objectification as a means of spreading our message of hope and empowerment. Having said that, we look forward to the edited Lifetime TV version of Sherrybaby, which we trust will strike a more appropriate balance between genuine inspirational value and the shallow exploitation of the feminine form … kind of like FITSNews does, for example, in posts like this.



1. Peabody - December 8, 2007

I think she should put a bra on. Definately needs a little perk. I would never let my girlfriend leave the house like that.

2. Harden Gervais - December 9, 2007

I don’t know, man. The twins are hanging a little low.

3. laylo - December 10, 2007

looks like you could carry collards in that basket. … ‘pears the ears have dropped too, if that’s how she listens to music.

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