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K-Fed’s New Lawyers? December 8, 2007

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NORTH CHUCK’S ON THA SCENE JUST IN CASE YA DIDN’T KNOW IT

FITSNews – December 8, 2007 – The FITS gals and Sic Willie were skraight up “rollin’ … in our 5.0” (with the rag-top down so our hair could blow) this morning when we happened upon “Internet gold,” a.k.a. North Charleston’s own Wigger Law Firm.

Yes, that’s the firm’s name. And no, neither that picture above nor the one of Sic laughing his ass off (below) have been Photoshopped in any way.

will at wigger

Seriously, we’re sure these guys are great lawyers and everything, but if this story doesn’t get picked up by popsites like Tyler Durden and The Superficial (with the obligatory Kevin Federline references), we’re gonna be majorly disappointed. Cause it’s dope, to tha lyrical poets, (and) North Chuck’s on da scene just in case ya didn’t know it … plus we almost got killed swerving across eight lanes of traffic in order to bring you these iconic images.

Incidentally, this is probably as good a time as any to break the news that South Carolina’s own gubernatorial spokesman Joel Sawyer actually performed “Ice Ice Baby” as the opening karaoke number at his own wedding reception a couple years back. True story, people. True story. Now stop … collaborate and listen. FITS’ is back wit a brand new invention. If there’s a problem – yo we’ll solve it … now check out the hook while our DJ revolves it.

Boom-boom-boom-b-b-boom-boom – boom-boom-boom-boom-b-b-boom boom.

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1. Stars news » Blog Archive » K-Fed’s New Lawyers? - December 8, 2007

[…] K-Fed’s New Lawyers?By fitsnewsSeriously, we’re sure these guys are great lawyers and everything, but if this story doesn’t get picked up by popsites like Tyler Durden and The Superficial (with the obligatory Kevin Federline references), we’re gonna be majorly …FITSNews For Now – http://fitsnews.com […]

2. Earl Capps - December 8, 2007

Word to your mother.

3. denis sined - December 9, 2007

Joel baby,

Call us we know how to handle Sic Willie, got cash? Seriously we can make this ice baby stuff go away for about 10k if you are legit about you’re gubenartorial assperations.

4. 2cents - December 10, 2007

They definitely picked the right town to hang out that shingle.


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