Whatever December 6, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
DONALD TRUMP LEAVES WAITER A $10,000 TIP?
FITSNews – December 6, 2007 – This will probably turn out to be one of those pointless hoaxes – you know, like men landing on the moon or someone shooting President Kennedy – but both Tyler Durden and The Superficial are reporting that Donald Trump left some waiter a $10,000 tip on an $82.27 tab on Monday.
We attempted to compute that tip in terms of its percentage of the tab on our handy dandy cell phone tip calculator but it kept frowning at us every time we tried to type in the numbers. Then it spit at us, honest-to-God, at which point we gave up and spent an hour feeling sorry for ourselves.
It could be that our lack of sticktuitiveness is why some people have $2.9 billion to do crazy stuff like this and we don’t, but then again unlike Trump at least our Miss Teen USA beauty pageants are on the level, people. After all, how is it our fault that the judges find us so beautiful, talented and engaging year after year?