Selma Blair Is Single December 5, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
SIC WILLIE’S YEAR-LONG MALAISE IS OVER, PEOPLE
FITSNews – December 5, 2007 – Ever since Sic Willie first saw the amazing video of WLTX morning anchor Nat Roers getting bench-pressed in mid-air by a professional bodybuilder a little over a year ago, his obsession with becoming an international strongman to impress brunettes on television has literally consumed every waking moment of his life.
And while the lovely and talented Ms. Roers is sadly betrothed to another, it turns out his second-favorite brunette of all-time is suddenly single. And more than a little randy, according to a recent interview she did with People magazine:
Surrounded by lace slips and garter belts, the actress said her newly single status doesn’t lessen her love of lingerie. “I have a lot of it, but mostly for myself,” she said. “It just makes you feel beautiful.” And that, incidentally, is also what she’s looking for in a man. “I want someone who makes me feel good,” she said, adding with a sly smile, “if you know what I mean.”
We do know what you mean, Selma, but “lace slips,” “garter belts,” “single status,” “love of lingerie,” and “sly smile” were all helpful hints. Aye Cabana, people! It’s time to fire up the Nintendo No Game Boy again! Not to mention pay a visit to our good friends over at Tullulah on Devine Street for some choice unmentionables.