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Tom Cruise Has An Egg-Tooth, Too? November 27, 2007

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WE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA …

FITSNews – November 27, 2007 – If you’re new to our little website, one of our favorite political villains of all-time is S.C. Representative Dan “Egg-tooth” Cooper. An evolutionary-challenged dweller in The Land That Time Forgot, Cooper is a bit of a glarer, not to mention somebody who goes through your tax dollars faster than Barry Bonds goes through butt syringes.

Anyway, it appears that Cooper’s budding film career (editor’s note: click the link and watch closely for the pink house dress) has, um, “spawned” some comparisons to famous actor/alien Tom Cruise.

Perhaps the fact that both of them sport a fully-functioning Egg-tooth has something to do with it …

If you’re not already salivating at the girl in the post just beneath this one, you can see more of Cooper and his talented tooth in this video

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1. baked - November 27, 2007

forget about the tooth. what about the slingblade haircut?


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