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Hookers For Ron Paul November 27, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.
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NEVADA HOES PIMPIN’ IT OUT FOR TEXAS CONGRESSMAN

FITSNews – November 27, 2007 – We knew GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul had a volunteer stripper, but according to the Reno Gazette-Journal you can “look as well as touch” when it comes to showing your support for the Texas Congressman’s unconventional campaign. From the RGJ story:

It should be no surprise that the presidential candidate with the purest libertarian bona fides picked up some X-rated support while campaigning in Reno last week. To be more explicit, Nevada brothel owner Dennis Hof declared his support for Republican contender Ron Paul during Paul’s campaign swing through the state.

Mr. Hof went on to reveal that he would be actively engaging his prostitutes in Paul’s fundraising efforts, saying, “I’ll get all the Bunnies together, and we can raise him some money. I’ll put up a collection box outside the door. They can drop in $1 dollar, $5 dollar contributions.”

Wow. If this isn’t the beginning of a John Cougar Mellancamp song, we don’t know what is. Sadly, we couldn’t share our joy over this particular slice of Americana with Sic Willie, who apparently saw the story when it was originally published on Sunday and promptly hopped a plane to Reno.

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1. Just me - November 27, 2007

Will:
How much are the plastic surgeons paying you to take down that picture? Really – it has to be among the worst boob jobs ever.

2. broom with a C - November 27, 2007

HELLS YEEAH. HOOKERS. Now I know why all those 30 year olds living in their parent’s basements love Ron Paul. I’m joining the Revolution. Revolution for hookers and pot.

3. FITSNews - November 28, 2007

Just you,

We’re pretty sure those are real … hookers, anyway.

-FITSNews

4. Dave VanHinkel - November 28, 2007

I’d motorboat that…

5. Harden Gervais - November 28, 2007

The best part of this story was the AP video of it. The guy leads off the story saying, “This brings a whole new meaning to working the ‘poles.'”


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