We Accidentally Started Carpetgate, Again November 26, 2007Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.
DRUDGE REPORT NOW LINKING TO SIC’S “LONDON CALLING” STORY
FITSNews – November 26, 2007 – First, his obsession with bi-curiosity accidentally generated the first national story to mention the alleged love affair between Hillary Clinton and hot aide Huma Abedin, now it’s a Times of London article (also featuring our very own Sic Willie) that is once again forcing the rumor to the forefront of the national consciousness.
According to the words and images on our computer screen – which we trust implicitly – the Drudge Report is now highlighting the Times of London‘s Thanksgiving Day story about dirty politics in South Carolina, which also mentions the rumor. Here’s what Drudge had to say:
The (Hillary-Huma) splash stunned British readers and angered campaign insiders. “This does not even qualify as tabloid trash… it’s ridiculous and reckless,” a Hillary confidante explained over the weekend. Taking the whisper from the underground to the overground, the paper made no claims to knowing any truth of the relationship between Hillary and Huma, in its story headlined: “Snarls, smears and innuendo as attack dogs get ready for the fray.”
In all fairness, both stories focus on the unsavory tactics of the rumor’s, um, mongers (rather than the rumor itself), but it wouldn’t surprise us in the least to discover that Sic is secretly orchestrating the whole thing from his new perch as Chairman of the Board of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy (editor’s note: be sure to click that “new perch” link).
Frankly, we’d be amazed if Team Clinton hasn’t done some creative cross-googling by now and perhaps even dispatched a professional hit squad (hopefully an all-lesbian one) to Sic’s residence, the infamous Hacienda Los Nápoles. Fortunately for Sic, his high-tech abode features multiple deterrents to unlawful entry, including a prominently-displayed “If This Trailer’s A Rockin’, Don’t Come-A-Knockin” bumper sticker.
UPDATE – FYI … for all the FITS virgins (and PC police) our there, we opposed South Carolina’s so-called “marriage amendment” last year, a decision that had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that we enjoy girls kissing girls.