Make It Stop, Debra Messing November 20, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
NOBODY WANTS TO HUMP A TELETUBBY
FITSNews – November 20, 2007 – We know it’s hard to believe it, but a recent poll of Sic Willie revealed that 100% of him is not even remotely attacted to actress Debra Messing. Particularly when she dons one of her multi-colored shmatas, which we understand is Yiddish for “army tent,” or better yet, “population control.”
Seriously, there may be some alien culture where bug-eyed women who dress up like teletubbies are considered attractive, but we highly doubt it.
In fact, we’ve already gotten an e-mail from God thanking us for the noticeable decline in impure thoughts since we published these pictures of Messing, and word is the abstinance-only crowd is planning on substituting them for all of its current literature.
UPDATE – Amazingly, we actually beat Tyler Durden on this one … take dat, karate man!