Judges, Just Ta Hold Grudges In Da Courtroom November 15, 2007Posted by fitsnews in SC Politics.
WE’VE GOT ALL THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT HATIN’ ON US, PEOPLE
FITSNews – November 15, 2007 – Since we’ve already royally pissed off the legislative and executive branches of government in South Carolina, we figured we might as well go for the hat trick last week by letting the judicial branch in on the fun … well, fun for us, anyway.
Sadly, our efforts in uncovering Scandal A and Scandal B have gone over about as well as a stink bomb in the S.C. Supreme Court‘s chambers, particularly with Judge Don Beatty, who famously told us earlier this year that we’d “done more to destroy judicial integrity in this state” than anyone he’d ever met.
Uhhh … right back atcha, Judge. Right back atcha.
What Judge Beatty, Chief Justice Jean Toal and the rest of the Supremes need to understand is that when it comes to laying down the law on people for colossal lapses in judgment, we flat don’t give a rip a) who you are, or b) what you think of us. We’re not radical revolutionaries or anything, but we do happen to be radically delicious. And nutritious.
EXTRA CREDIT – The FITS gals have ruled unanimously that anyone who can correctly identify the Outkast song quoted in the headline above automatically passes the S.C. Bar Exam … well, as long as you’re related to Andre Ice Cold 3000.