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Sic Is Gonna Be Famous … Again November 14, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in SC Politics.
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Speaker Folks

HELLO NATIONAL TV, BABY …

FITSNews – November 14, 2007 – A national TV crew descended on the home of our very own Sic Willie today, moving furniture, stepping over various molds and fungi, and basically wondering how someone with his means could choose to live in such deplorable squalor.

Who were they? What were they asking? And most importantly, what did our loveable bad boy have to say?

Stay tuned … we’ll update you with all the relevant details (including local airtimes) as soon as we have them. For now, all you need to know is that even though the camera adds 10 pounds, Sic is still a sexy beast. And has luscious dark brown eyes. And legendary emotional availability. Will hearts swoon and knees weaken across America? Check and check, baby …

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Comments»

1. Been there, done that - November 14, 2007

America’s Most Wanted?

Sorry, Will, I had to say it.

2. Natasha - November 14, 2007

LOL, I was going to say “The Bachelor” but that would inflate his ego a bit too much…

3. Anon - November 14, 2007

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let it be about the bar exam and the unethical actions of the fathers.

4. Give Me FITS - November 14, 2007

Famous, perhaps.

Boorish, for sure.

Ladies, please use your feminine guiles to encourage Willie to take his hat off inside. What would his mother say?

5. Blossom S. Bridges - November 14, 2007

Was it that “Smarter Than a 5th Grader” show?

6. Anon - November 14, 2007

The Biggest Loser?

7. FITSNews - November 15, 2007

Great people, he’s crying again. Thanks a lot …

-FITSNews

8. Mr. Business - November 15, 2007

Cribs or Pimp my Ride?

9. T - November 15, 2007

What?!


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