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Tom Cruise Is Still Crazy, Unpopular November 12, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.

lions for lambs


FITSNews – November 12, 2007 – Just like our website is “crazy delicious,” spaceship worshipper Tom Cruise is “crazy unpopular.” As in very unpopular. Of course he’s also crazy in addition to being unpopular, which we managed to convey in our headline by cleverly inserting a comma.

Anyway, Cruise’s new movie Lions for Lambs got its ass kicked at the box office over the weekend by American Gangster, Fred Clause and whatever that new movie is about Jerry Seinfeld and a bee.

Cruise was also reportedly snubbed by his Lions for Lambs’ co-stars, Robert Redford and Meryl Streep, at a dinner held in his honor earlier this week. Of course, the dinner was attended by several neon green camel-looking creatures in hot pink parachute pants and RUN DMC-style Addidas sneaks who descended from a spaceship and started breakdancing, which pretty much made it your run-of-the-mill gathering of Scientologists.



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