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Ron Paul’s Fundraising Is Impressive November 9, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.
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CANDIDATE RIDING “HIGH”

FITSNews – November 7, 2007 – We’re not saying that presidential candidate Ron Paul’s surprising fundraising prowess has anything to do with that big pile of marijuana pictured above, but there’s got to be something to explain the way his straightjacket-clad legions have risen up to fund the Texas Congressman’s insurgent campaign.

Mental institutions are pretty tight about releasing information, but we’re going to get to the bottom of that pile this issue one way or another.

Who knows, we might even refrain from shaving our legs for a couple of weeks, buy some Phish tickets and learn the hippie dance as part of a special FITSNews investigation.

That time then, once again, we’re bouncin’ round the room, people.

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1. got you scopped - November 9, 2007

Partying with T-Rav or Lithium boy again?

2. Spartanburger - November 9, 2007

I just don’t get it. I mean, one article about corruption and overspending in our backwards state, followed up with this? If anything, it seems the views of FITS are uncannily aligned with the good Doctor’s…

Really, leave the WWTDD stuff to them and stick to what you guys seem to be getting pretty damn good at – busting goofy politicians in Cola.

3. FITSNews - November 9, 2007

Like Pilate, what we have written, we have written.

4. JR - November 9, 2007

Sic,

Is this a photo of your living room? If so, somebody needs to contact Southern Living immediately


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