Sic Is Busted November 8, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Good Stuff.
STOP BEING SUCH A JACKASS AT THE OFFICE AND WE’LL STOP BUSTING YOU FOR SMOKING
FITSNews – November 8, 2007 – One of the worst things about running a website with like eleventy kabillion “unique visits” a day is that one of those eleventy kabillion “unique visitors” happens to be Sic Willie‘s sweet mother, who as far as we know has done nothing to deserve the last 33 years, 42 days, 2 hours and 18 minutes of her life.
Anyway, we can relate to her ongoing adventure in babysitting, because while we were busting our asses all day breaking stories and entertaining millions, all Sic did was sit on his overweight ass and complain that his salad dressing wasn’t low fat. He also refused to take off his Hooters baseball cap even though we told him several times that it was inappropriate to wear around the office. Let alone indoors.
The straw that broke the camel’s back, however, was when Sic rebelled against the notion of showering … tomorrow morning. It’s been at least two days, people. At least. He even whined like a little girl and told us, “I rich I stink if I want.”