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The Hillary-Huma “Fantasy” November 6, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.

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FITSNews – November 6, 2007 – Ever since we posted our original story about Huma Abedin, the stylishly smokin’ personal aide to Hillary Clinton, the FITSNews’ mailbox has literally been bombarded with e-mails suggesting that there’s a sexual relationship between the two women.

We’ve even heard from sources at rival Democratic presidential campaigns who claim that they “know it to be true” that Hill and Huma are romantically-involved, of course if we had a nickel for everytime somebody told us they knew something was true that turned out to be completely false, we’d have Sic Willie-type money.

The rumor gets traction in large part due to allegations disclosed years ago by Gennifer Flowers, the former mistress of President Bill Clinton. In Flowers’ autobiography, Passion and Betrayal, she alleges that the former President confided the secret of his wife’s bisexuality to her. Mix that little tidbit in with perpetual DC gossip and the religious right’s lust for anything that might derail Clinton’s candidacy, and you’ve got the makings of a massive web-based whispering campaign.

So is the Hillary-Huma hook-up fact or fantasy? Truth be told, as long as we get to keep posting pictures of Huma, we could care less. Aye Cabana Boy, people!



1. gamecocks suck - November 6, 2007

I’d personally turn gay if I was married to Hillary. She is gross.

2. Believe It Not - November 6, 2007

sic(k) will, you’ve always been a “drag queen” in waiting trying to look straight. We know your sister. She told us about the pantyhose. The bra. The shoes. She told us about the… Okay. PG13. Stop here.

3. K. West - November 6, 2007

Of course you lefties don’t care if Hillary is following in Bill’s tradition by doing a young, attractive aide. I somehow think a large part of the voting public will have a problem with a 60-year-old cradle-robbing bulldyke as a candidate – gross indeed. Bye-bye, Hillary, hello Obama.

4. Syd - November 6, 2007

Yeah, K. West, and obviously you right wingers prefer for your candidates to go after children — when they’re not using the justice department illegally or looting the treasury, of course.

You reprobates ought to be a little more careful about using someone’s sexuality as a political punching bag. You’ll lose that battle every time.

5. Some one who cares - November 7, 2007

K. west-
When did Bill “do” an attractive aide?

6. Kevin Houston - November 7, 2007

As a Ron Paul supporter, can I just say “Please stop with the irrelevant personal attacks.”

I DON’T CARE if Hillary muff-dives. I care that she wants to institute nationalized medicine. I care that she wants to tax us all so she can give a fake $5000.00 bond to our children (a bond those children will have to pay for when they grow up.) I care that she doesn’t really want to take the troops out of Iraq. I care that her trade policies will make smoot-hawley look like something out of Ayn Rand’s wet dreams (talking free trade here, not sex.)

If you want to stop the politics of personal destruction, then help Ron Paul get the GOP nomination. He won’t stoop to personal attacks – he won’t have to. Hillary’s public policies are more than enough to lose the election for her.

7. KC - November 15, 2007

You know- Drudge (sometimes) gets fooled too- anyone remember the “secret” re: B Cs private parts that Poor Paula was going to testify to? That Clinton had a- wait for it- “doubled-headed eagle” tattooed on his weenie? I always thought Carville must’ve been having fun with that. Drudge printed it, and looked like a moron for doing so. I’m really reminded of that right now…

8. Sally S. - November 25, 2007

I don’t want an angry dyke in the White House. I have two words for anyone whose planning to vote for Hillary – Rosie O’Donald.

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