It Figures This Freak Is From South Carolina November 1, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Good Stuff, Pop Culture.
“PHENOMENON” CONTESTANT MAKES PALMETTO STATE PROUD WITH GIRLY HISSY FIT
FITSNews – November 1, 2007 – If you’re like us and missed last night’s “Must See TV” show Phenomenon, congratulations. You have a life. Of course there’s one clip from the show that you really, really “must see,” if only for its sheer, unintended comedic value. It involves South Carolina paranormalist Jim Callahan, who somehow managed to become the first person in history to make cake boy magician Criss Angel look like a complete badass (while making NBC look like complete morons and South Carolinians look like complete freaks at the same time).
Anyway, if you’re ready to laugh your ass off at the most blatantly-staged, ridiculously-comical and wildly-homoerotic “magic trick” ever recorded live, go ahead and CLICK HERE. Pay particularly close attention to the fake hyperventilating and girly hissy fit this guy throws at the end of his “performance.”
Honestly, the producers of this gay ass show should have just let these two sissies fight it out because if science has proven anything, it’s that girly slaps never hurt anybody. These two Nancies are seriously about as intimidating as our stuffed animal collection, or the balloons they drop from the ceiling at political conventions. And while both Callahan and Angel are certifiably insane, we’ve seen stationary throw pillows at Bed, Bath & Beyond that frighten us more than they do.