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S.C. Attorney General Hatin’ On Gamecocks October 31, 2007

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end of gamecocks

HENRY McMASTER BETTER CHECK HIMSELF BEFORE HE WRECKS HIMSELF

FITSNews – October 31, 2007 – We know it’s been a bad two weeks for Gamecock football, but according to S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster, it’s been damn apocalyptic. Why else would McMaster, a two-time USC grad, show up in the Greenville Times-Examiner under the banner headline “End of Gamecocks in Sight.”

Needless to say, this story was leaked to us by a die-hard Clemson fan, albeit anonymously.

Of course it shouldn’t be too hard for us to track them down considering there are only a handful of Clemson fans who can read. In case you were wondering, our money is on McMaster spokesman (and Clemson grad) Mark Plowden. Not funny, dude. Not funny …

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1. Plowden - October 31, 2007

Blasphemy, Will Folks… Blasphemy! Keep it up, and Rick might renege on my parking spot.

2. SJ Reidhead - October 31, 2007

You know, I love it! I rarely acknowledge my Clemson years, but this is just too good. As for literacy, I always thought it was Gamecock fans who couldn’t read!

SJ Reidhead
The Pink Flamingo

3. FITSNews - October 31, 2007

It’s South Carolina … nobody here can read.

4. anonymous - November 1, 2007

Plowden might be right with his pseudo headline, if you think about it. Look at all of the legislators who are supporting John McCain for President that are either USC grads or USC law grads…that is a lot of cocks out there.

Take into account Spurriers last couple of weeks and, well then…who knows


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