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Who’s Huma? October 30, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.



FITSNews – October 30, 2007 – In case you’ve never heard of Huma Abedin before (and odds are if you live in South Carolina, you haven’t), she’s New York Senator Hillary Clinton‘s right-hand woman. She’s also some kind of a foreigner, which may scare some people, but not us. And apparently not Sic Willie, who for like the twentieth time this week is smitten beyond all capability for rational thought.

Seriously, all day it’s been “Huma this,” “Huma that,” even “Huma with a wiffleball bat.” But we’re not going there.

So who is she? Well according to some girl who’s lez-crushing on her in the new Vogue magazine, she’s a traffic-stopping goddess:

“I think she has special powers,” said public-radio broadcaster Katia Dunn, who recently crossed paths with Ms. Abedin and Mrs. Clinton at a café on Capitol Hill. Ms. Dunn explained that she had heard about the “cult of Huma,” but had never met her. “All of a sudden, I turn around and there was this woman I now know to be Huma. And it wasn’t just that she was gorgeous—she did just sort of have this presence. She stopped me in my tracks for a second. It’s not like she’s incredibly coiffed, she just looked very composed and confident in her natural beauty. She momentarily arrested our progress. What’s amazing is that she didn’t even yell at us or anything—she didn’t have to.”

In addition to not yelling and having special powers, Huma is also a sucker for Oscar de la Renta gowns and Marc Jacobs bags. Check and check, baby!



1. Reader from Greenville - October 31, 2007

Ok, this needs some classic Sic Willie commentary:


Mark Sanford was ranked above Henry Kissinger (but below Sen. Larry Craig, ouch…) on a list of America’s Most Influential Conservatives.

2. Dave VanHinkel - October 31, 2007

I’d hit it…

3. gamecocks suck - November 1, 2007

I’d hit it twice…….

Rumor is she is a carpet muncher………

Makes it even better.

4. headline news - November 26, 2007

Hillary in hot Islamic lezzie action tryst with Muslim immigrant intern!

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