Rachel McAdams Is Single October 18, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
GREATEST DAY EVER? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
FITSNews – October 18, 2007 – In the annals of human civilization, there are some days that just stand out for the hope and inspiration they provide to all people, everywhere. Like the day polio was eradicated, or the day that The Notebook came out on DVD. Today is one of those days, people, as our buds over at Tyler Durden are reporting that Sic Willie‘s future wife (and eternal FITSNews’ covergirl) Rachel McAdams is single.
Quoting the Psalmist, “Shout joyfully to God, all the earth; Sing the glory of His name; Make His praise glorious. Say to God, ‘How awesome are Thy works!'”
If you could put a microphone inside Sic Willie’s heart right now you would hear birds chirping in perfect harmony to the triumphant strains of Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy.” Of course, if you left the microphone running for too long, you’d probably also hear Sic Willie butchering Marvin Gaye’s classic love-making anthem, “Let’s Get It On.”
Sic is drafting his letter of unrequited love to McAdams right now, and assuming its text ever moves beyond “Hey Baby … I speak Canadien,” we’ll be sure to publish it here for you in its entirety.