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Mitt Romney’s S.C. Campaign Manager Can Read October 18, 2007

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FETCHING COFFEE, DRY CLEANING MAY ALSO BE AMONG HIS WEIGHTY RESPONSIBILITIES

FITSNews – October 18, 2007 – When our story from yesterday about John McCain taking the Smack Talk Express to Mitt Romney ended up on Time Magazine‘s website (they love them some FITSNews, apparently), we couldn’t help but notice how Romney’s national spokesman Kevin Madden reacted to McCain’s charge that his candidate was too “inexperienced” to be president. In case you missed it, it actually wasn’t all that bad. Here’s what he said:

Governor Romney has run a state and balanced budgets, while other campaigns have only run a Senate office on Capitol Hill or have mismanaged their campaigns to the point that they are mired in debt.

Of course, as we perused this morning’s edition of The (Columbia) State newspaper, we noticed our good bud Aaron Gould Sheinin also opted to write about McCain’s verbal jab. And boy was it ever deja vu all over again. That’s because Sheinin got his Romney reaction from S.C. campaign manager Terry Sullivan, which was interesting only insofar as it was the same exact quote:

Governor Romney has run a state and balanced budgets, while other campaigns have only run a Senate office on Capitol Hill or mismanaged their campaigns to the point that they are mired in debt.

The only remaining question is whether or not Romney’s “S.C. campaign manager” also fetches coffee, picks up the dry cleaning and fixes paper jams. Because those paper jams are pretty friggin’ annoying. Seriously, Romney could have hired a dental hygeniest’s assistant from Lexington County to “run” his S.C. campaign and chances are that person could read just as well as Terry Sullivan. In fact, we’re working on an major investigate piece right now focusing on Terry’s relations with the various Domino’s Pizza drivers in the Greater Columbia Metropolitan Area. Is he a good tipper? Stay tuned, people …

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1. Hmmm - October 18, 2007

“Mommmmmmmmy!”
-John McCain

The 71-year-old mama’s boy strikes back!

Great to know you’re on board, Will.

2. FITSNews - October 18, 2007

Dear “Hmmmm,”

It was a very good quote, both times. And we’re sure Terry read it with gusto.

More importantly, we’re impressed that you’re able to sit in front of a computer and contribute to our little blog this afternoon, given how far we inserted a motherboard up your rectum on yesterday’s comment page:

http://fitsnews.com/2007/10/17/fitsnews-exclusive-mccain-says-romney-too-inexperienced-to-be-president/#postComment

Let us know when you need your “donut” reinflated. And again, how many times does Sic Willie have to tell you he likes his coffee like he likes his women? That means no cream and no sugar, dude.

-FITSNews

3. FITSNews on Romney’s campaign manager: “FETCHING COFFEE, DRY CLEANING MAY ALSO BE AMONG HIS WEIGHTY RESPONSIBILITIES” « who is willard milton romney? - October 18, 2007

[…] Oct 18, 2007 in 2008, election 2008, gaffs and pratfalls, media, mitt romney, republicans, rhetoric, romney, stupidity, the dark soul of Mitt RomneyTags: campaign communication, FITSnews, kevin madden, terry sullivan The crack journalists at FITSnews describe the ventriloquist dummys of Romney’s crack campaign operation in a not-to-be-missed post titled Mitt Romney’s S.C. Campaign Manager Can Read. […]

4. Major glitch in Romneybot’s memory mechanism » The Palmetto Scoop - October 18, 2007

[…] then, FITSNews picked up on a pair of statements given to national and local media by Romney’s national spokesman Kevin […]

5. Hmmm - October 18, 2007

Dang, Will, you’ve turned into another BIN. Angry, vulgar, and barely comprehensible.

Next, you’ll probably post breaking “news” about how Ron Paul is your adopted father.

6. GKP - October 19, 2007

Hmmmm…

In case you missed yesterday’s entry, here’s the executive summary:

Still waiting on that list.

7. Hmmm... - October 20, 2007

There’s definitely been a case of identity theft here. I am the one true Hmmm who has tried to educate GKP.

Now I will translate GKPspeak for you:

“Still waiting on that list” = I’m a lame jackass with a small penis, I live with my mommy who dresses me in pretty little frocks for our tea parties, and I think it makes me look really smart to keep repeating “still waiting on that list.” I’ll show you. I’ll…show…you. Still waiting on that list! Still waiting on that list! Still…waiting…on…that…list!

Dumbass.


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