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The Panthers Are In Some Deep Sh*t October 11, 2007

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TEAM SIGNS YODA TO QUARTERBACK POSITION

FITSNews – October 11, 2007 – Okay, so new Carolina Panthers QB Vinny Testaverde isn’t Yoda, but he’s pretty close.

Forty-three may not sound that old, but in the NFL it’s pushing it. Especially when you consider that you’re facing 20-year-olds with warp speed and superhuman strength. Anyway, Testaverde (who if you were to insert “cle” in the middle of his name would become “Testacle-verde,” he-he) was signed this week by the Panthers because their starting quarterback is out for the season and their back-up quarterback is a possible cake boy who wears white gloves.

This is actually awesome news on multiple levels. First of all, it means we get to say “Testacle-verde” over and over again this season. Which is a joy that you really can’t put a price tag on, people. Plus it means the Panthers are in some deep sh*t, which we are ecstatic to hear about because we can’t stand the Panthers … well, actually, we can’t stand their fans. Seriously, close your eyes for a second and picture a typical “Carolina Panthers fan” … and yes, that is the banjo music from Deliverance that’s suddenly ringing in your ears. Now … squeal like a pig, boy.

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