It’s Not A Toomer October 8, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Sports.
BUT IT IS FARTKNOCKERS’ FOOTBALL, BABY!
FITSNews – October 8, 2007 – After the fantasy baseball version of the FITS Fartknockers suffered the most gut-wrenching collapse in the history of organized sports, owner Sic Willie could have very easily balled up on the floor and cried man tears for a full week. Alright, he did that. But he could’ve done it for a lot longer than that, people.
Anyway, this week the Sic One decided to emerge from the fetal position and start actively managing his FITS Fartknockers’ football squad, which moved to 3-2 on the young season yesterday by defeating Amani “It’s Not A Toomer” (above) and the “Renovation Generation.”
So yeah … for all you political animals who were sick and tired of constantly hearing about our favorite overgrown baby’s imaginary athletic endeavors, sorry about that. And yes, he has been running around the office all day mimicking Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s memorable “It’s Not A Tumor” line from Kindergarten Cop.