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Sic Is Old September 26, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Good Stuff.

Will At Desk


FITSNews – September 26, 2007 – Although viewed by many powerful Palmetto politicos as a “date which will live in infamy,” the occasion of Sic Willie’s 33rd birthday today is reportedly being celebrated with a bang over in Myanmar.

Nonetheless, our founding editor was awakened this morning by a string quartet, bathed thoroughly by four Nubian princesses, and all eleven of his steps today have been preceded by rose petals.

A rumor is also making the rounds today that Sic Willie is headed up to Queens (NYC) to “sow his royal oats,” although unbeknownst to his father the King, he swears privately that the purpose of the trip is to find his “queen to be.”

UPDATE – Thanks to our buds over at the Palmetto Scoop for showing the Sic One some love.



1. Jenny W - September 26, 2007

Happy Birthday Will! Hopefully LT will score some freakin’ touchdowns for ya this weekend.

2. exploding candles? - September 26, 2007

December 7, September 11 … September 26???

3. Happy Birthday, Sic Willie » The Palmetto Scoop - September 26, 2007

[…] Willie, the man behind the popular South Carolina blog FITSNews and a friend to The Palmetto Scoop, turned 33 today. We wish him a very Happy Birthday and continued success with FITS and its fantasy sports […]

4. scumsuckingwillie - September 26, 2007

you are 33? you act like a 3 year old. x-cept 3 yr olds don’t beat women, do they??????

i hope something runs you over today, asshole.

5. rick beltram - September 26, 2007

Where is your current picture?

Rick Beltram

6. FITSNews - September 26, 2007

Sorry, Rick. We already gave Playgirl the exclusive rights … but your copy should be arriving any day now so hopefully you won’t have to wait too long …

7. Give Me FITS - September 26, 2007

Yes, but what of the superfluous nipple, Will. THE SUPERFLUOUS NIPPLE. Did it get the attention it deserved from the bevy of babes?

8. beaufort bum - September 26, 2007

Will – Happy Birthday – you rock always – keep the good stuff coming – we folks in the low country love how you keep the other politico’s jumping.

9. holly golightly - September 27, 2007

my sweet sweet elder.

10. Reefer - September 27, 2007

dude, happy birthday. like totally cool dude.

wanna hit on the bong tonight?

11. Earl Capps - September 27, 2007

happy birthday. drink a few for me!

12. Dave VanHinkel - September 28, 2007


Did you get the hookers I sent?

You’re welcome… happy Birthday.


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