How Is This Possible? September 24, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
SPORTS BRAS MUST BE STOPPED, AND WE’RE GONNA STOP ‘EM
Actually, scratch that. Our real job today is going to be figuring out a way to travel back in time so that we can kill the inventors of the sports bra. It’ll be a lot like Terminator, except more heroic. And for a better cause.
Do we have the technology to do it? Probably. We’re dumb as hell here in South Carolina, but believe it or not we actually do have some time machines.
Of course to save the day, we’re going to have to defeat some incredibly diabolical (and technologically-savvy) people. Seriously, how in the hell do you take these and turn them into pancakes? It’s like they crammed the state of Texas into a phone booth. These evil, anti-miracles must stop, people. And we’re going to stop them …