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How Is This Possible? September 24, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.

jessica sports bra


FITSNews – September 24, 2007 – Since we’ve been tackling hot-button issues like man cleavage and the Simpson sisters lately, we figured it was our job to bring you this picture of Jessica today.

Actually, scratch that. Our real job today is going to be figuring out a way to travel back in time so that we can kill the inventors of the sports bra. It’ll be a lot like Terminator, except more heroic. And for a better cause.

Do we have the technology to do it? Probably. We’re dumb as hell here in South Carolina, but believe it or not we actually do have some time machines.

Of course to save the day, we’re going to have to defeat some incredibly diabolical (and technologically-savvy) people. Seriously, how in the hell do you take these and turn them into pancakes? It’s like they crammed the state of Texas into a phone booth. These evil, anti-miracles must stop, people. And we’re going to stop them …



1. mike reino - September 24, 2007

Technology Giveth, and Technology Taketh Away…….

2. Dave VanHinkel - September 24, 2007

Amen FITS!

FREE Chestica Simpson’s tah tahs!

Where’s a nonpartisan group asking the candidates about this issue?

Screw the One Campaign and their poverty, this is an international crisis!

3. Joe Blow - September 24, 2007

Hey, We invented the sports bra! Yea, don’t believe me? go to The State’s archives and type in sports bra and Columbia. Neal White says it’s so. Yea Sic, I know you are excited about this plum in your burg’s cap, or should I say, extra nipple on the girl’s …. whatever.

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