Man-Cleavage Olympics Goes Down To The Nipple September 22, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Sports.
SOUTH CAROLINA POLITICOS SWEEP MEDALS AT CONSERVATIVE THINKTANK’S RETREAT
FITSNews – September 22, 2007 – Three conservative South Carolina politicos earned medals this weekend at the S.C. Policy Council‘s annual retreat, a.k.a. the “Man Cleavage Olympics.” Sumter Rep. Murrell Smith was a surprise medalist, capturing the bronze, while former House Majority Leader Rick Quinn returned to medal-winning form by striking silver.
The undisputed “King of Jiggle,” however, was S.C. Policy Council President Ed “McMuffin” McMullen, who easily outdistanced the competition in the critical “proportion” category. Judges agreed, however, that all three victors benefited from the absence of four time man-cleavage gold medalist Rep. Chip Limehouse, who did not compete in this year’s games.
“Nobody gets Jiggy wit it like Limehouse,” said Policy Council V.P. and Olympic judge Ashley Landess. “He’s the Greg Louganis of man-cleavage. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na. Hey!”