jump to navigation

Osama Bin Laden Is Making Lots Of Videos September 20, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in US Politics.



FITSNews – September 20, 2007 – According to a not-so-informative news source, terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden has released a new video in which he says that his al Queda network is declaring war on the president of Pakistan. The video is the third release in less than a month from Bin Laden, which reminded us of that time back in the ’80’s when Wham! put out like five videos in a week or something – one of which was “Wake Me Up (Before You Go-Go),” we’re pretty sure. And maybe it wasn’t five in a week, but that’s what it felt like.

Anyway, apparently al Queda is using the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks to launch a major PR drive, and of course the American media is playing right along and giving them beaucoup coverage. Nevermind that it’s the same old serpent and dragon crap about what a bunch of baby-killing infidels we are, and that Allah hates us for raping something or the other and that P.S. we’re all going to go straight to hell … very shortly. That’s the first part of the story, the second part of the story is that a bunch of government spooks with runny noses and fancy ID badges are working around the clock at undisclosed, underground locations to “analyze” the videos.

Jeez. The fact that this guy is still alive pretty much sums up how thoroughly America is getting its ass kicked in the so-called “War on Terror.” How we can photograph a fly on a donkey’s ass in Siberia from outer space and send a cruise missile there within five minutes yet fail to locate this mass-murderering attention whore is beyond us. We’re guessing Ron Paul’s supporters probably have some deep thoughts on this, which hopefully they’ll be willing to share with us once they’ve finished consuming their daily meds over milk and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.



No comments yet — be the first.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: