Julia Roberts Looks Like Emily The Tank Engine September 20, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
WE’VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE ISLAND OF SODOR, PEOPLE
FITSNews – September 20, 2007 – We were hauling some freight from Tidmouth’s Shed to Brendam Docks on the Sodor Main Line the other day when we happened to bump into our good friend Emily the Tank Engine. As we built up some steam for a mighty toot of our whistle, we couldn’t help but notice that Emily looked a helluva lot like actress Julia Roberts. In the face, anyway.
You may have read about our own “Dirty Diesel” Sic Willie’s obsession with these toy trains, but the fact that he’s starting to interject his perverted Julia Roberts fantasies into the mix is a pretty frightening development indeed. Too much lead paint, probably. Needless to say, conductor Sir Topham Hatt was very cross with us.
“You have caused confusion, and delay,” he said.
Whatever, old man.