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Julia Roberts Looks Like Emily The Tank Engine September 20, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.

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FITSNews – September 20, 2007 – We were hauling some freight from Tidmouth’s Shed to Brendam Docks on the Sodor Main Line the other day when we happened to bump into our good friend Emily the Tank Engine. As we built up some steam for a mighty toot of our whistle, we couldn’t help but notice that Emily looked a helluva lot like actress Julia Roberts. In the face, anyway.

You may have read about our own “Dirty Diesel” Sic Willie’s obsession with these toy trains, but the fact that he’s starting to interject his perverted Julia Roberts fantasies into the mix is a pretty frightening development indeed. Too much lead paint, probably. Needless to say, conductor Sir Topham Hatt was very cross with us.

“You have caused confusion, and delay,” he said.

Whatever, old man.



1. anon - September 20, 2007

My children enjoy this show. This is very inappropriate.

2. Just me - September 20, 2007

Will, why don’t you spend more time being “really useful”

3. FITSNews - September 20, 2007

Just you,

We’re two we’re four we’re six we’re eight, shunting trucks and hauling freight, red and green and brown and blue, we’re the really useful crew.

And for the record, we truly believe there’s nothing that can’t be accomplished if Steamies and Diesels work togther.


4. true conservative - September 26, 2007

Anon, I hope you’re not letting your chillun read this blog! THAT would be very inappropriate! Lighten up!

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