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John Kerry’s Tasergate – What’s The Big Deal? September 18, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in US Politics.

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FITSNews – September 18, 2007 – By now the whole country has seen the hilarious video of crazy college student Andrew Meyer getting tasered and arrested earlier today after acting the fool at a John Kerry Q&A session on the University of Florida campus. Predictibly, a bunch of wannabe activists are up in arms, bitching and moaning about the incident, protesting “police brutality” and claiming this moron’s First Amendment right to free speech was violated. From the AP:

About 100 students gathered on campus Tuesday to plan protests, some wearing T-shirts denouncing police violence. Benjamin Dictor, a liberal arts junior speaking for the group, called for the officers to be disciplined, Tasers to be banned on campus and the charges dropped. “For a question to be met with arrest, not to mention physical violence, is completely unacceptable in the United States, especially in the halls of education,” Dictor said.

Whatever, cake boy. Go lift out or something. You can watch another version of the video for yourself if you’d like, but we’re totally with the cops on this one. Which is pretty amazing because cops hate us. Why? Well, we actually wrote the lyrics to N.W.A.’s controversial hit “F*ck Tha Police,” believe it or not (editor’s note: not). Anyway, this dude is completely unhinged, people, and a taser is nothing compared to the cattleprod up the ass he should’ve gotten. Whatever Meyer’s parents are dosing him with, somebody needs to up the medication.

We’re all for free speech (hell, it pays our bills), but free speech doesn’t mean you get to foam at the mouth and lunge at people you disagree with. Literally, anyway. Whether they’re famous almost-Presidents or skanky dope fiends is irrelevent. There’s a line of crazy you just don’t cross and this kid cleared it by a country mile. In case anybody’s forgotten, there are some seriously disturbed f*cking kids out there.



1. Hank - September 19, 2007

If you look up “punk” in the dictionary, this losers name, address and photograph will found…

2. Doc Smith - September 19, 2007

Wow, that guy really deserves to get his ass kicked. I mean full on ass kicking. This is what happens when parents spank their kids and only put them on time outs.

3. Doc Smith - September 19, 2007

I meant to say “when parents DON’T spank their kids.

4. Dave VanHinkel - September 19, 2007

Isn’t it funny that John KErry can’t fill a room anymore?

How they fall fast I guess…

5. Mr. Roboto - September 19, 2007

I wish someone would taser that fool Rick Beltram. What an idiot.

6. Newspaper Hack - September 20, 2007

These people are fucking nuts. Ban Tasers (copy editing rule – “Taser” is the name of the company, so it needs to be capitalized)? When I covered cops in Florida, the sheriff’s office I dealt with had amazing stats on Tasers. Since they outfitted their officers with them, injuries to officers and suspects dropped to zero. If anything, Tasers need to be mandated for all law enforcement officers. This kid is a chode, and the people protesting what happened are idiots.

Besides, anyone that says, “Don’t tase me, bro!” is asking for it.

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