Britney Has A Fan September 12, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
AND HE’S THE TOUGHEST LITTLE PRINCESS WE’VE EVER SEEN
FITSNews – September 12, 2007 – Call us crazy, but the Chris Crocker we know and love is a hard-hitting free safety for the Atlanta Falcons, not some Oscar Wilde-readin’, disco dancin’, Friend of Dorothy who pitched a hissyfit yesterday over all the criticism Britney Spears has received for her jigglepalooza at the MTV Video Music Awards the other night.
First of all, we’ve seen fetuses that could probably kick our asses faster than this princess. Aside from that, how is this not a joke? It’s like watching the love child of Boy George and Richard Simmons get all fired up because the ratings for “Ugly Betty” went down last month. Or Tommy Hilfiger after someone denied him a Strawberry-Banana smoothie. For God’s sake, get tough, gay people!