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Mama Berry September 5, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.

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FITSNews – September 5, 2007 – In perhaps the best excuse all year for Sic Willie to break out his already worn down Monster’s Ball DVD and watch the infamous “Can you make me feel good?” scene yet another 20,000 times, we hear this morning that Academy Award-winning actress Halle Berry is preggers. Which is what British people call being pregnant. The dad is some guy no one has ever heard of and apparently she’s been “preggers” for like three months.

Aside from the fact that British people say a lot of queer-sounding things, this is going to put a real damper on Halle’s annual routine of trying on the Mickey Mouse jeans she wore back when she was fifteen to see if they still fit. Amazingly, ever year she has still been able to get into them, which is probably the sexiest thing we’ve ever visualized that involves Mickey Mouse.

Anyway, as much as we’d like to stop the presses and spend the rest of the day imagining Halle Berry at fifteen, sadly the … show … must … go … on …



1. Dave VanHinkel - September 5, 2007

Come on FITS Grils… you’re like 2 months behind.

Oh yea, hot scoop! Selma Hayek is knocked up, all of Tom Brady’s condoms have holes in them and Jenna Jameson had her fake tah tahs taken out.

The next thing you’re going to tell me is that this actor Fred Thompson is running for president.

Keep up the good work…

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