More Maggie Gyllenhaal Confusion September 4, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
NOW TYLER DURDEN IS WEIGHING IN
FITSNews – September 4, 2007 – Last week we broached what is perhaps the most compelling question of the last three minutes – namely, is Maggie Gyllenhaal hot or not? Today, our blog hero Brendon over at What Would Tyler Durden Do? gave us his thoughts. From the story:
For some completely inexplicable reason, Maggie Gyllenhaal – who might honestly be the ugliest person on earth – is the new face of Agent Provocateur lingerie. God she’s hideous. I can honestly feel the bile in the back of my throat right now. It’s so uncomfortable to look at her in the best of circumstances, much less to look at her trying to be sexy. Her eyes are six feet apart and her nose is all piggy and puffy like in cartoons when someone hits their thumb with a hammer. I could make a list of at least 10 dudes I would make out with before Maggie Gyllenhaal, and I’m the most hetero dude on the planet. Seriously. I’m all man baby. Many of the local Indian tribes here even have songs about me and the amazing adventures of my dork.
Yikes. We haven’t shown Sic Willie the new Gyllenhaal Agent Provocateur pics yet, and we probably won’t seeing as the last time he started obsessing over Maggie he ended up staring at his ceiling-mounted flying pig for twelve straight hours. Of course it was our most productive day ever here at the FITSNews home office …