Son Of A … August 30, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Sports.
FARTKNOCKERS’ CHAMPIONSHIP HOPES IN JEOPARDY AFTER LOWRY’S MELTDOWN
FITSNews – August 30, 2007 – Things were going swimmingly for Sic Willie and the FITS Fartknockers in their battle for the Great Santini fantasy baseball championship, that is until pitcher Noah Lowry took the mound yesterday afternoon.
Now our heroes are pretty much f*cked. Lowry, who was forced into the rotation after Fartknockers’ ace Cole Hamels was injured last week, got shelled for seven runs in just three innings last night for a whopping 21.00 ERA.
Needless to say, the Sic One is moping around the office today like somebody clubbed his baby seal … and not in a good way.