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Senator Says He’s Not Gay August 29, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in US Politics.

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FITSNews – August 29, 2007 – On the same day U.S. Sen. Larry Craig was busy denying his alleged gayness, accusations of prior sexual misconduct began surfacing that could paint a vastly different picture of the Idaho Republican. According to reports, Craig has been accused of making inappropriate homosexual advances on at least three separate occasions prior to his now infamous Minnesota bathroom arrest, including one alleged incident in Washington D.C. in 2004:

A 40-year-old professional man with close ties to Republican officials reported having oral sex with Craig in a restroom at Washington’s Union Station.

Frankly, we could care less if Sen. Craig is a homosexual or not. To each their own, we say. What’s peaking our curiosity at the moment is that big crap-looking thing he’s holding in the picture above. Seriously, what the hell is that?



1. Joshua - August 29, 2007


He’s holding a lump of coal. This will happen again very soon, when he opens his stocking from the voters in next year’s primary…


2. anon. - August 29, 2007

Its a lump of coal, which if placed in the rectums of homophobe republicans, would be a diamond in 2 weeks.

When Larry was in egypt land, let my, Larry, Gooooooooooo.

That said, I think we all have a right to take a dump without our elected officials trying to make out with us.

3. FITSNews - August 29, 2007

Uhhh … is it “clean coal?” Or “straight coal?”

4. Billy Chappel - August 29, 2007

looks like a pretty rainbow with the vest and hat!

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