Say What? August 27, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Good Stuff.
MISS TEEN SOUTH CAROLINA UNEARTHS GLOBAL MAP-STEALING CONSPIRACY
FITSNews – August 27, 2007 – If you haven’t yet witnessed the mind-blowing answer given by Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton at last week’s national competition in Pasadena, California, you simply must CLICK HERE. Asked why twenty percent of American students can’t find their own country on a world map, Miss Upton answered as follows:
I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh … people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and … I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future …
You know we’ve always believed that those pesky Iraqis and South Africans (along with the Asian countries) were conspiring to steal our maps, but this evidence is about as concrete as it gets. The rest of the nation may be laughing at Miss Upton, but she’s onto something, people. Plus, we make it a rule to never doubt anything that comes from someone named “Caitlin.”