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What The Hell Happened To Mena Suvari? August 21, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
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Mena Suvari Shave

“AMERICAN BEAUTY” IS STARTING TO SCARE US A LITTLE

FITSNews – August 21, 2007 – We know actress Mena Suvari probably got a little self-conscious when we made fun of her bangs earlier this year, but this is a little bit extreme. It’s kind of like we traveled through a Stargate to some faraway world where they make boys cover their nipples at the beach, too. Which doesn’t sound like a very fun world to be in at all.

Seriously, eight years ago Mena Suvari was so beautiful that rose petals literally flew from her body and every middle-aged man in America had to take a moment for himself to savor the joy of DVD super slow-motion. Now she looks like Justin Timberlake with a B-Cup.

We honestly haven’t seen something this frightening come out of the water since the last time Sic Willie‘s toilet overflowed, people.

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