Bullsh*t It Ain’t … August 9, 2007Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.
STAPLES GIVES US THE SHAFT
FITSNews – August 9, 2007 – We probably should’ve known better than to shop at Staples – the office supply “superstore” founded by former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney‘s venture capital firm – but damn if that “Easy Button” didn’t look enticing.
To the Sic One’s credit, the fact that the company included five “right inner drawer panels” and only three “left inner draw panels” makes properly assembling a “four-drawer file cabinet” somewhat difficult. Of course we’re not quite sure it should’ve taken him eight hours to figure that out. We’re also not quite ready to accept Sic Willie’s belief that the whole episode is part of a massive Mitt Romney conspiracy that “reaches to the highest levels of the Staples organization.”