The Lindsay Lohan Sobriety Poll July 18, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
DEMOCRACY IN ACTION, PEOPLE
FITSNews – July 18, 2007 – Forget the presidential primaries, this morning’s hottest poll is all about Lindsay Lohan. After a 45-day stint at Promises rehab, Lohan’s ability to stay sober is the subject of an US Magazine online survey. As of 10:30 a.m. this morning, 77% of respondants said the 21-year-old popslut would NOT be able to kick her addiction to alcohol and drugs, while the remaining 23% (who were probably high on alcohol and drugs when they voted) said Lindsay would stay sober.
Should anyone doubt the human capacity for optimism, this is pretty indisputable evidence. Betting that Lindsay Lohan will stay sober is a lot like betting that a three-legged mule named “Mozey McSlowpoke” will win next year’s horseracing triple crown. Except a lot riskier. In fact, we’re pretty sure taking cash bets on this would be perfectly legal in all 50 states since it has to be a “game of chance” to be considered “betting.”
After all, they don’t call it a “relapse” when the tide goes out, they call it the “tide going out.”