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Sic Willie Didn’t Come Home Last Night … July 16, 2007

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… AND JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT ISN’T HAPPY ABOUT IT

FITSNews – July 16, 2007 – Okay, Sic Willie isn’t really dating Jennifer Love Hewitt. Unless of course he decided to start dating pears and forgot to tell us.

Seriously, take the picture above and draw an imaginary line just below the elbow (the one on the arm holding the cell phone) and everything appears to be in order … well, provided of course you’re looking “up.” If you’re looking “down,” you’re probably having Chris Farley flashbacks right about now. Or wondering if you’re staring at an upside down picture of South America.

The good news is that they pay big bucks in the NFL these days for left tackles, so we say more power to her. Somebody’s got to protect Peyton Manning‘s blind side, and it might as well be Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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1. Newspaper Hack - July 16, 2007

You’ve obvisouly been indulging your sweet tooth in those pencil-thin GOP interns. But some of us Southerners like women with a little junk rattlin’ around. The logic is thus:

I like girls that party.
Girls that drink like a champ may well get hangovers.
People who have hangovers do not want to go to the gym, they want some Mexican food to take away the pain, then sleep it off.
Hence, they develop curves in all the right places.

So, um, Jen – if Willie isn’t burning up the lines, give me a call.

2. Vouchers Stink - July 16, 2007

Yes, please do tell us about those “pencil-thin GOP interns,” Sic Willie.

Weren’t you sleeping with several of them during your stint in the Gov’s Office? Let’s see … Megan Rush, does that name ring a bell?

Probably not, because weren’t you also bedding half the lobbyists and reporters at the State House at the same time?

Wonder how long it will be before more of them come forward like your ex did and talk about your anger problem toward women and well known fondness for the white stuff.

Post THAT, you cowardly sleazebag.

3. T - July 17, 2007

A little dissapointed in this article. I usually enjoy reading your blog.

4. The Boss - July 17, 2007

Wow. The anti-vouchers message is getting tighter. Good job!

5. Reefer - July 17, 2007

… and the real truth comes out. How come you didn’t tell us about your recent hospital visit?

http://sic.willie.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/gerbil.php

6. Fark Fan - July 17, 2007

Will, have you checked out http://www.fark.com? They tend to find the oddest or funniest stories in the news and repost them…Might find some inspiration for different blog posts there…

7. FITSNews - July 17, 2007

Reefer,

That’s a pretty creative link. We told Sic Willie that his obsession with Richard Gere could eventually get dangerous, but it’s obvious from reading this report that he didn’t listen.

-FITSNews

8. Will Folks - July 17, 2007

VS,

I’d encourage you to seek some help. I also hope whatever you’re getting paid is worth it.

W

9. Dave VanHinkel - July 17, 2007

Ouch, leave Jennifer Boobs Hewit alone…

What’s next? Lindsay Lohan bashing?

For shame FITS… for shame.

10. Reefer - July 17, 2007

We’re just concerned that the real truth isn’t getting out there.

Next, we’re going to do an expose about the time he spends with aliens. We hear he’s wild about anal probing and brain dissections.

He also was seen washing his car. This incontrovertible proof he is a pawn of the aliens, SCRG, and of course, Elvis.

Don’t attempt to insult our intelligence by saying this stuff isn’t true.

There’s ab-duction, and there’s se-duction. SW is all about seduction, and it’s about time the truth was told.

11. Vouchers Stink - July 17, 2007

Readers notice “weeWILLIE” denies nothing, just flashes his trademark temper.

We will savor each moment as your lies are catching up with you. One day soon ALL will be revealed.

You can run but you can’t hide, Mr. Folks. Exposure awaits your every move.

12. Reefer - July 17, 2007

VS, you’ve gotta watch out, he’s rough. We’re scared of him coming to kick our ass.

We’re scared of him. Very scared. You should be as well.


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