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She Will Be Loved July 11, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries, Pop Culture.

adam levine


FITSNews – July 11, 2007 – Since we haven’t been 12 years old in like two decades, the band Maroon 5 doesn’t often find its way onto our iPod on pillowfight nights. Sure frontman Adam Levine is nice eye candy, but why listen to something that sounds like a cross between Air Supply and Led Zeppelin when you can just download “Black Dog” and skip all of that “All Out Of Love, I’m So Lost Without You” crap. Anyway, it seems due to circumstances totally out of his control, Levine has gone and earned himself a hot date with Democratic frontrunner Hillary Rodham Clinton. From the TMZ story:

Here’s the deal: Levine and Clinton were both scheduled to call in to “Mark and Mercedes in the Morning” on KMXB in Las Vegas. But when Hillary’s schedule got backed up, she needed to take Levine’s scheduled interview time. Levine’s people had no problem changing times, thus the dinner offer from the Senator. “I love it, I will be there for dinner,” Levine said when he heard about the offer. “I’m going to dress classy for her, she’s a classy lady.”

Uh … we’re just throwing this out there Adam, but our guess is that Hillary probably doesn’t want you to dress classy. She probably doesn’t even want you to get dressed period, come to think of it. “Dinner offer?” That’s just something middle-aged ladies with famously philandering husbands say so they can Katie Cougar you the second you open the door. And this one’s got an army of Secret Service agents who can prevent your escape ensure your privacy. Rrrrawwww!!!! Good luck, Tiger!



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