Ethiopia Update July 11, 2007Posted by fitsnews in Pop Culture.
FOR JUST A DOLLAR A DAY YOU CAN GET HIGH AND DRIVE THE WRONG WAY, TOO
FITSNews – July 11, 2007 – Tracking what’s going on in Nicole Richie’s life is like tracking the life of a piece of pinestraw on your driveway. Except the piece of pinestraw is smarter, better in bed and outweighs Richie by several ounces. Pinestraw ain’t fat, mind you. Just big-boned.
Anyway Richie, the pregnant Paris Hilton sidekick, could be following her heirheadress to the big house after a December 2006 arrest for driving the wrong way down a California highway … while stoned out of her mind, allegedly. In other news, the word “allegedly” just slapped the everliving sh*t out of us for demeaning it like that.
We think Richie, whose pregnancy will probably triple her body weight, is in dire need of assistance from our life coach. After all, he did wonders for our bodies … and our self-esteem. It’s all about Omega 3 fatty acids, people.