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Targeting Pelosi July 9, 2007

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DEMOCRATIC SPEAKER NOT LIBERAL ENOUGH FOR SOME

FITSNews – July 9, 2007 – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi will find herself on the receiving end of an electoral challenge from anti-war mom Cindy Sheehan if she doesn’t move to impeach President George Bush within the next two weeks, reports say. Apparently Sheehan – who garnered international attention protesting Bush’s Crawford, TX, ranch following the death of her son in Iraq – is frustrated with Pelosi’s failure to end the war immediately after Democrats gained control of Congress in the 2006 mid-term elections.

Sheehan said she will run as an independent against the San Francisco Democrat in 2008 if Pelosi does not file articles of impeachment against Bush by July 23. That’s when Sheehan and her supporters are to arrive in Washington, D.C., after a 13-day caravan and walking tour starting from the group’s war protest site near Bush’s Crawford ranch.

We’re not sure what percentage of women joining this “caravan” will be sporting underarm hair, but our guess is it’s bound to be pretty high. There probably won’t be a lot of deoderant laying around, either, despite the fact that Secret is widely-known to be strong enough for a man but Ph-balanced for a woman. One thing that probably will be found in abundance is Twinkies, not to mention the bodily conversion of sugar to fat.

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1. Silence Dogood - July 9, 2007

The expression of the gentleman (I assume he’s a Rep.) on the far left is priceless. So if Cindy wins does that mean Pelosi is out and moderate Dems can reassert authority over the party in the House? – Hell, where do we sign checks to her campain Fits?

2. Anon - July 9, 2007

The expression of the guy on the far left? Huh, take a look at the expressions of all of them. It’s like they’re thinking, “What the hell did she just say?”

3. Syd - July 9, 2007

Ah yes. Women must be hairy to be so liberal as to actually care about ending an illegal and useless war. Brilliant political commentary there, Numnuts.

4. FITSNews - July 9, 2007

Sydney-

It’s not political commentary, it’s political humor. Now go take a shower and give us a call if you need to borrow some clippers.

-FITSNews


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