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S.C. Newspaper Has A Crush On Mitt Romney July 6, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.

crush on romney


FITSNews – July 6, 2007 – It’s nowhere near as hot as Obama Girl’s tribute to her man, but The State newspaper has a crush on Mitt Romney, people. Sure, it’s technically an article about dolphin tours along the South Carolina coast, but we know better. From the love-fest … er, article:

There’s something magical about spying the dorsal fins of a pod of bottle nose dolphins breaking the surface, slicing through the glass-smooth water of a tidal creek. Even if all you see is the fin, you imagine the upturned ends of the dolphin mouth that looks like a perpetual grin. And that makes you smile.

That makes us smile? Actually that makes us want to take a shower. And then call the animal police to alert them to a possible dolphin stalker in the area. We know The State has a history of getting emotionally attached to its subjects, but this is ridiculous.



1. Hmmm - July 6, 2007

LOL, why do you hate Mitt Romney?

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