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Top Ten Signs “Obama Girl” Is Famous June 16, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.
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obama girl special

FROM AL GORE TO AL QUEDA, THE WHOLE WORLD IS CRUSHING ON THE INTERNET’S SEXIEST SONGSTRESS

FITSNews – June 16, 2007 – Straight from the home office in Galivants Ferry, S.C., the editorial staff at FITSNews is proud to unveil our “Top Ten Signs Obama Girl Is Famous.” Drumroll, please …

10. Forced to block Bill Clinton’s cell phone number, return box of ex-President’s favorite cigars.

9. Geeky bloggers keep flooding her website with suggested “I Got A Crush on Kucinich” lyrics.

8. Bono insists proceeds from duet could single-handedly eradicate world poverty.

7. After initially claiming credit for inventing her, Al Gore backs off when scientists link Obama Girl with sudden rise in global temperatures.

6. No longer “Bringing Sexy Back” by his lonesome, Justin Timberlake won’t stop calling with wardrobe suggestions for next year’s Super Bowl halftime show.

5. Al Queda issues death warrant for blasphemy of popular Afghan song, “I Got A Crush On Osama.”

4. Invitation from John McCain to testify at Senate campaign finance reform hearing closes with marriage proposal and instructions to check either “Yes,” “No,” or “Maybe” in one of the boxes provided.

3. Mitt Romney refuses to flip-flop on his original “pro-Obama Girl” position.

2. Secret Service assigns protective detail after intelligence reports identify Michelle Obama as a “credible threat.”

1. Current approval ratings higher than both Hillary’s and Barack’s … combined.

Seriously, thanks again to Obama Girl for showing us the love, and we look forward to more from our new friends at BarelyPolitical.com!

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1. Ugo Daniels - June 18, 2007

I also gat a crush on Obama (though am not Gay). Wishins him all da best. And bt Gawd, dat lip synch. was off da hook and da model HAAWWT!

Am i luving this or am i lurving this! Go figure!!!


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