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Wake Up, Sic Willie June 13, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in SC Politics.
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FITS’ FOUNDING EDITOR AWAKENED BY SHERIFF’S DEPUTIES

FITSNews – June 13, 2007 – Our very own Sic Willie was enjoying a blissfully lucid dream this morning about Pam Anderson helping unprivileged children when his slumber was rudely interrupted by the rat-a-tat-tat of a forceful knocking sound at the door. Descending the stairs of his spacious downtown flat in nothing but a pair of Spongebob Squarepants boxer shorts, the Sic One opened the door to discover a team of Richland County Sheriff’s Deputies standing on his porch.

After several minutes of brusque questioning – which included Sic Willie producing identification, selecting blue as his favorite color and computing the average air speed velocity of an unladen European swallow – he was allowed to return to his, um, business. Amazingly, the police were looking for someone else.

Of course with South Carolina’s new anti-gang legislation now in effect, it’s only a matter of time before they come back.

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1. sic haters - June 13, 2007

hey sic at least they knocked. that is more warning than you give people.

2. Dave VanHinkel - June 13, 2007

Dude, is that Bono?

He’s taking that debt relief hard core!


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