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Brian Williams Sucks May 30, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in The Press.

Lindsay Lohan Green Bikini


FITSNews – May 30, 2007 – We were there for you when the AP pulled the plug on Paris Hilton, and we’re here for you now that pompous, over-tanned NBC News anchor Brian Williams is “too busy” to cover the latest Lindsay Lohan drama. From TMZ’s coverage of the tanfastic anchor’s latest fuddy-duddery:

This weekend’s photos of Lindsay Lohan’s car crash were front page news worldwide, but when Williams was asked by the Boston Herald about LiLo’s antics being on his broadcast, the uptight news nerd said, “It does not and it won’t be NBC Nightly News … we have Justice Ginsburg reading her dissent today from the bench. We have record violence in Iraq. … We’ve got a whole lot to cover and very little time.”

We know, we know. It’s hard to imagine anything sexier than Ruth Bader Ginsberg reading a dissent from the bench. Actually, wait! There is something sexier! What about doing a story on a bunch of geriatrics sitting around in a room playing video games? Or something on the latest needlepoint craze? Because both items made the cut on yesterday’s NBC Nightly Snooze. That Brian Williams has his finger on the pulse, people!



1. The Trawlerman - May 30, 2007

What is that reddish-fungus beneath Lindsay’s breasts? It cannot possibly simply be an unusually dense cluster of freckles. Still, I’d hit it mercilessly.

2. Newspaper Hack - May 31, 2007

Jiggle jiggle, bounce bounce, jiggle jiggle.

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