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Jenna Jameson Is A Political Genius May 22, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.

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FITSNews – Ma-ma-Mia 22, 2007 – Move over James Carville, here comes Jenna Jameson – the internationally-renowned porn star who isn’t afraid to speak her mind on the weighty Constitutional issues of the day. In endorsing Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton this week, Jameson also threw her two breasts cents into the debate over presidential term limits. What it’s doing in the Business Journal of Phoenix we can’t say exactly, but anyway:

“The Clinton administration were the best years for the adult industry and I wish that Clinton would run again,” Jameson said. “I would love to have him back in office. I would love to have Al Gore in office. When Republicans are in office, the problem is, a lot of times they try to put their crosshairs on the adult industry, to make a point. I look forward to another Democrat being in office. It just makes the climate so much better for us, and I know that once all our troops come home, things are going to be better and I think that getting Bush out of office is the most important thing right now.”

Wisdom like this really ought to be preceded by trumpets. And flowing robes. And someone in a funny hat that comes out and announces that you are about to be dipped in the fount of all knowledge and understanding. And there’s a good chance the person doing the dipping is going to take off her clothes at some point. Jenna Jameson is like the Oracle in “The Matrix,” people. Or maybe the “Pornacle.”



1. believeitnot - May 22, 2007


May 22, 2006 – In his second exclusive interview since his return to Earth in the assimilated body of the former half-human sic(k) williefolks, Beldar of Remulak has announced he is a candidate for S.C. Supreme Court Justice.

Making the announcement from his Red Bank pig farm, Beldar told BELIEVEITNOT.NEWS that he was inspired to announce after reading there are no minority judges on the Court.

When asked what his qualifications are Beldar said, “I am a real Remulakian! You will elect me! The other candidates are Remulakians In Name Only.” When told there are no other Remulakian candidates, Beldar belched and seemed confused and angry.

“I am starting late and have a lot of catching up to do,” he explained, “and, I have to overcome the stigma of deceit, deception and moral corruption earned over the years by my half-human former self, sic(k) willie.”

When asked how he would overcome that he responded, “It is impossible! So, the staff of my imaginary political consulting firm, ViewRemulak, is working hard to spread slimy rumors about the other candidates and to buy as many votes as possible.”

Beldar plans to visit the State House Wednesday. When asked about his plans after the vote Beldar responded, “I will consume mass quantities of fermented beverage in the Vista until I make an even bigger fool of myself, puke or pass out. Developing…


2. Larry - May 22, 2007

I don’t care who you are, that Beldar thing is funny. BIN has finally brought some anticipation and humor to this site.

3. Newspaper Hack - May 22, 2007

It never ceases to be awesome to be a Democrat. Huzzah, porn stars! And the more that – um, come – on board, the merrier.

Wait, did I just make a gang-bang double entendre? Let’s just say no.

4. Earl - May 23, 2007

BIN – come on, let’s play nice. It’s one thing to have an axe to grind, but when you have to spam these comments onto other blogs, it’s starting to get a little old.

5. Matrix - May 23, 2007

Jenna rocks.

6. conroy - May 24, 2007

Are you kidding me? BIN is a fool. Whether you like sic willie or not, it is undeniable that he is a talented writer. Bin, on the other hand, is not. I wish that it were not so. A lively, intelligent repartee between bin and sic would be fun. It is apparent that sic has decided that bin is the literary equivalent of the chickenhawk who incessantly told Foghorn Leghorn, “Let me at em.” To which the response was, “Go away, boy, you bother me.”
Bin, do us all a favor and leave this stuff to those with talent. You’re just not funny.
Also, since my mother taught me to always be kind to those “who can’t help it,” whatever “it” happens to be, I recommend you consider intense psychoanalysis immediately. You’ll find that much of your sic willie obsession can be traced back to the ineffective job your parents did of toilet training you, or perhaps it was the uncle who spent special time with you. Then again, maybe it all boils down to a gene pool that could have used a heavy dose of cleaning chemicals.

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