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White House Loses Five Million E-mails April 16, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in Satire, US Politics.
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Dana Perino

AT LEAST THEY’VE FOUND A HOTTIE TO TELL US ABOUT IT, THOUGH

FITSNews – April 16, 2007 – It’s always an encouraging sign when your government tells you it lost five million e-mails. Encouraging, that is, if stupidity and duplicity are two things you enjoy purchasing with your tax dollars. Anyway the White House, already under fire for letting senior staffers use political e-mail addresses to conduct government business, is now saying it may have lost five million e-mails from government addresses as well.

“I wouldn’t rule out that there were a potential five million e-mails lost,” White House spokeswoman Dana Perino told reporters Friday.

Presumably, the vast majority of these e-mails consisted of senior White House advisor Karl Rove requesting a new jelly donut every five minutes, but there’s also a chance that some sensitive information was included. Like when new spokesbabe Perino (pictured above) sent an e-mail to Sic Willie following his March visit to the nation’s capital, telling him she was “glad what happened happened,” and that she “hadn’t felt this weak in the knees since high school.”

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1. Mike Reino - April 16, 2007

Will, I like Tony Snow a lot, but I could listen to Dana Purr-ino chat about US-Guatemala trade relations for hours….

2. Alex Gillon - April 16, 2007

I would say that the chances of the e-mails showing up are about the same as WMD’s ever showing up in Iraq.


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