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Sic Willie’s Azaleas Win National Blue Ribbon … Again April 5, 2007

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S.C. BAD BOY’S SEASONALS SWEEP AZALEA HYBRID CATEGORY FOR FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW

FITSNews – April 5, 2007 – For the fourth consecutive year, Sic Willie‘s blue ribbon azaleas have swept every section of the Azalea Hybrid category at the 2007 Azalea Society of America (ASA)‘s National Convention.

“People can say what they want about me, but my azaleas are the f*cking bomb,” Sic Willie said. “I’m all about deciduousness, baby.”

“As much as everyone in the business hates to admit it, Mr. Folks is the Michael Jordan of competitive azalea growing,” said ASA Potomac Valley Chapter President Donald Hyatt. “The flair of his hybrids never ceases to amaze, and his experimentation with various fungicidal remedies as a method for deterring petal blight and enhancing color is nothing short of revolutionary.”

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