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Look Who’s Winning The Masters April 5, 2007

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SIC WILLIE SCORCHES AUGUSTA NATIONAL EN ROUTE TO COMMANDING TEN-STROKE LEAD

FITSNews – April 5, 2007 – Forget Tiger Woods. And those two guys no one has ever heard of who are actually winning the Masters. Thursday’s opening round belonged to none other than Sic Willie. Sporting his signature (non-matching) “Cargyle” duds, the Irreverent One fired a thirteen-under-par 59 in the first round, an Augusta course record.

“People kept saying the greens were too firm, even Tiger,” Sic Willie said. “Whatever. Guess it’s a good thing I know how to handle things that are firm, if you know what I mean.”

Sic Willie then winked in a not at all obvious way at a female TV anchor, who may or may not have thrown up in her mouth a little bit.

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