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Mike Huckabee Has A Thick Pick April 3, 2007

Posted by fitsnews in 2008 Presidential Primaries.
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PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE’S PICK IS NORMAL LENGTH AND SHAPE, THOUGH

FITSNews – April 3, 2007 – Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee has a thick pick.

How do we know? Well, he gave it to us. Twice, as a matter of fact. And both times the pick was very, very thick, people.

Incidentally, Huckabee’s pick is normal length and shape as far as we can tell, and it had a mouthwash blue color both times we saw it.

UPDATE – Apparently there are some perverted people in the world … a “pick” is a small plastic triangle with rounded edges used to strike guitar strings. Like this one, from Guns-N-Roses’ “Slash.”

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1. Mike Reino - April 4, 2007

Will, you’re a bass player… Real Bass Players never use picks!

2. Palmetto Mouse Jockey - December 7, 2007

Huckleberry IS a thick pick.


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